There were 2 options : 1) Complete the pfc 2) Post on the blog just to add to pappu's and lalloo's earlier posts…(repercussions of dat sooo huge dat I didn’t find a single post of anshul on the pfc thread)
& as has been the case in the past month….I always chose the 2nd alternative….
Thnx to all the wonderful pfc posts and doubts wala threads on orkut….I now exactly know where to book my seat during the pfc test….
Thnx to Larry page & Sergey Brin, the number of mails in my mail box is restricted or reading the mails wud in itself be a pfc…The mails on "new laptop" have put me 2 shame….if only these mails wud have come in 2 yrs ago before I purchased my laptop…I’d have known there were so many options…daaammnnn…
Somebody was touted as being the guy who’d decided to attend meets in all cities…..ended up attendin the hyd meet…bang meet…almost ended up attending the delhi meet…Unfortunately dat somebody was me …:-(
People who hav resigned from their jobs were busy adding up to their friends list and scrapbook…Except for the “ghanan ghanan” posts, thnx to all the other posts I now know
1) I don’t have 2 do ne laundry
2) how local trains in mumbai run
3) info for all guys who wore lungis that no lungis were sold in mumbai
4)whom I need to go to if I need a thread and a needle
5) and most importantly for me…whom to get to for an mp3 player….an umberella......dvd having friends season-8….they are all supposed to be in my room but I cant find them and I dont have to go searching for them now….My work ex certi is also missing…If only som1 had posted about dat :-(
The kudos mails were pleasing to the recipient but they did manage to bring out the inherent wrath in a few. “Yaar koi bhi ladki kuch bhi info ya mail degi tho hazaar log well done & thank u karke mails daalte hain…Wohi ladka mail bheja tho ek bhi thnx kuch nahin….bahut na insafi hai”….
For some life@sp may not be as rosy as it would be for the others…..
Like all manirathnam movies let me take you to the future a bit....
One fine Friday morning when at SP, our hero Raj is up and ready for the ordeal….
Raj : Darling zara gaadi ka keys dena….mujhe college jaana hai….
(jhaadu and belan come flying towards him flung by Mrs.Raj)….
Mrs.Raj : Barthan maajne ko bola tha…..ghar ki saaf safai karne ko bola tha…khaana banane ke liye bola tha....ek bhi kaam nahin kiya….aur sahib zaad college chale…..sab karke jaana ….hafte bhar ka quota….(Followed by a couple of kicks and punches by Mrs.Raj)….
This is the future…..For wat happened in the past check out the web vivaah invitation of our mate Rajesh….mate.. my sympathies are with you…
But your web invi was just awesome ….all the best :-)
Moving on, one fine day, I was in my usual slumber when suddenly ******* pings me…
******** : Abeyyy…breaking news....orkut main dekh…jaldi….ek nayi ladki hai jisne ekdum jhakaas threads start ki hai…
Me (deep in slumber) – hmmm
******** - Abeyy….mujhe lagta hai woh koi ladka hai fake id main…sp ke chaaron list main uska naam nahin hai….
Me (deep in slumber) – hmmm
******** - Kya kar raha hai tu….sooo raha hai kyaaa….
Me – Haan bewkoof….Cupid se meri baat ho rahi neend main….disturb mat kar
With reference to the “Single or committed” thread : Ronaldo and Shane Bond might have "ruined" a few chances but otherwise,Cupid takes no time to strike…Everyone's tryin to do a Chetan Bhagat by “finding their love during MBA”…"Some" have already convinced cupid…..I was no different in my quest to do so and hence the deep slumber I was talking of earlier…
Me : Cupidddd….Plz bless me…
Cupid (With a disgusted look) – Even YOU want to find love….Now that’s asking too much
Me (Sharmate hue) – Yaa…plzzzz
Generous Cupid : Ok…Here you go….I grant you your wish….As you have no love interests now here is the love I grant you…. you will fall in love with operations in the next 2 yrs…
How well cupid read my mind :-P
I’m glad thr are 2 varuns in our batch…..coz after this im sure he’ll take half of the kicks I deserve…Thnx mate….
Well…The countdown has begun…Hoping to have a gr8 2 yrs ahead with all the “fully faltoo pappus, lalloos, chattus, zoozoos, bond gals and bonds” out thr….
Looking forward to meet you all….
Cheers!!!
For all the light hearted : All characters in the above post are purely fictitious and do not bear resemblance to anyone living or dead....Any resemblance is however purely coincidental :-P
& as has been the case in the past month….I always chose the 2nd alternative….
Thnx to all the wonderful pfc posts and doubts wala threads on orkut….I now exactly know where to book my seat during the pfc test….
Thnx to Larry page & Sergey Brin, the number of mails in my mail box is restricted or reading the mails wud in itself be a pfc…The mails on "new laptop" have put me 2 shame….if only these mails wud have come in 2 yrs ago before I purchased my laptop…I’d have known there were so many options…daaammnnn…
Somebody was touted as being the guy who’d decided to attend meets in all cities…..ended up attendin the hyd meet…bang meet…almost ended up attending the delhi meet…Unfortunately dat somebody was me …:-(
People who hav resigned from their jobs were busy adding up to their friends list and scrapbook…Except for the “ghanan ghanan” posts, thnx to all the other posts I now know
1) I don’t have 2 do ne laundry
2) how local trains in mumbai run
3) info for all guys who wore lungis that no lungis were sold in mumbai
4)whom I need to go to if I need a thread and a needle
5) and most importantly for me…whom to get to for an mp3 player….an umberella......dvd having friends season-8….they are all supposed to be in my room but I cant find them and I dont have to go searching for them now….My work ex certi is also missing…If only som1 had posted about dat :-(
The kudos mails were pleasing to the recipient but they did manage to bring out the inherent wrath in a few. “Yaar koi bhi ladki kuch bhi info ya mail degi tho hazaar log well done & thank u karke mails daalte hain…Wohi ladka mail bheja tho ek bhi thnx kuch nahin….bahut na insafi hai”….
For some life@sp may not be as rosy as it would be for the others…..
Like all manirathnam movies let me take you to the future a bit....
One fine Friday morning when at SP, our hero Raj is up and ready for the ordeal….
Raj : Darling zara gaadi ka keys dena….mujhe college jaana hai….
(jhaadu and belan come flying towards him flung by Mrs.Raj)….
Mrs.Raj : Barthan maajne ko bola tha…..ghar ki saaf safai karne ko bola tha…khaana banane ke liye bola tha....ek bhi kaam nahin kiya….aur sahib zaad college chale…..sab karke jaana ….hafte bhar ka quota….(Followed by a couple of kicks and punches by Mrs.Raj)….
This is the future…..For wat happened in the past check out the web vivaah invitation of our mate Rajesh….mate.. my sympathies are with you…
But your web invi was just awesome ….all the best :-)
Moving on, one fine day, I was in my usual slumber when suddenly ******* pings me…
******** : Abeyyy…breaking news....orkut main dekh…jaldi….ek nayi ladki hai jisne ekdum jhakaas threads start ki hai…
Me (deep in slumber) – hmmm
******** - Abeyy….mujhe lagta hai woh koi ladka hai fake id main…sp ke chaaron list main uska naam nahin hai….
Me (deep in slumber) – hmmm
******** - Kya kar raha hai tu….sooo raha hai kyaaa….
Me – Haan bewkoof….Cupid se meri baat ho rahi neend main….disturb mat kar
With reference to the “Single or committed” thread : Ronaldo and Shane Bond might have "ruined" a few chances but otherwise,Cupid takes no time to strike…Everyone's tryin to do a Chetan Bhagat by “finding their love during MBA”…"Some" have already convinced cupid…..I was no different in my quest to do so and hence the deep slumber I was talking of earlier…
Me : Cupidddd….Plz bless me…
Cupid (With a disgusted look) – Even YOU want to find love….Now that’s asking too much
Me (Sharmate hue) – Yaa…plzzzz
Generous Cupid : Ok…Here you go….I grant you your wish….As you have no love interests now here is the love I grant you…. you will fall in love with operations in the next 2 yrs…
How well cupid read my mind :-P
I’m glad thr are 2 varuns in our batch…..coz after this im sure he’ll take half of the kicks I deserve…Thnx mate….
Well…The countdown has begun…Hoping to have a gr8 2 yrs ahead with all the “fully faltoo pappus, lalloos, chattus, zoozoos, bond gals and bonds” out thr….
Looking forward to meet you all….
Cheers!!!
For all the light hearted : All characters in the above post are purely fictitious and do not bear resemblance to anyone living or dead....Any resemblance is however purely coincidental :-P
6 comments:
*Fully Faltoo club Strikes hattrick in style* :P :P :P
Is ulti "______ types" post ke baad
-->cupid would be the one desperate to convince you to be blessed again...this time with something far beyond "operations" :P :P :P
--> You bring laurels to the guys by being the first one to receive the "ghanan ghanan" "kudos mails":P :P :P
-->And most importantly you become "fortunately" recognized as the guy who attends all meets :P :P ;P
PS:- btw add "lungi" to the "things to carry" list ;)
@Ishita (who's dat!!!)...
Thnx for the rave kutta type comment...Cupid would not be one bit pleased after reading this though...Neways you can afford to offend him...I know you dont need him :-P...
@others..
All those who are hopeful of gettin a coffee treat...plz read the above post and think again....the fully faltoo bistro gal forgot the :P there...This calls for a coffe treat for me...isn't it chats...:-P
yaaaaaay !! chittu strikes with a 'vengeance' ;) and ******* ka toh poora naam likhna tha(should I splur the beans :O :O )and u forgot to gv credits to the 'originator' of the 'fake girl theory'..grrrrr...aur ek baar tu John / Hrithik bann jaa phir tujhe Cupid ki kya zarorat..woh toh hum jaiso logon ke liye hai..and FYI..Anuj has 'loadsaaaa' contacts in Mithibai college so you know who to hangout with..ehem ehem...
P.S. srsly !!! who is 'Ishita Krishna'.. koi 6th list bhi nikli hai kya ??? (oh oh.. how can I forget the tradition :P :P :P )
@Chinz
Aah let me do the honours of "splurring the beans,splitting them and let them take a shot on *lalloo*" :P :P :P
PS:- ([{SRSLY]})!!!! Ask Lalloo who is "Ishita Krishna" and expect "tales of arabian nights" to be recreated :P :P :P
@ Ms. Krishna
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn :P :P :P
Well, you can find lungi sellers in Mumbai. But, apparently, it's not advisable to wear lungis in Mumbai.
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